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by Joe Oesterle,Mason Brown


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Finally, a book for guys that solves the riddles of pregnancy. Who is this Mason Brown and why has the reading public been denied his genius until now? I got this book as a gift after my wife and I announced our pregancy, and I have been yucking it up ever since

Finally, a book for guys that solves the riddles of pregnancy. Who is this Mason Brown and why has the reading public been denied his genius until now? I got this book as a gift after my wife and I announced our pregancy, and I have been yucking it up ever since. Your wife probably has a copy of THE GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO PREGNANCY, well, this is the man's version, and without all the boring biology stuff - it's like reading one of those National Lampoon magazines from back in the 70s - back when . O'Rourke wasn't taking himself quite so seriously.

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Finally, a book for guys that solves the riddles of pregnancy. Издание: иллюстрированное. If so, you need this book! Breathe takes guys misstep-by-misstep through the stages of pregnancy and the early days of childhood. Considered by many to be the unofficial pregnancy handbook of the NBA, Breathe is filled with useful tips such as these: Brown's First Law of Conception: The odds of conception are inversely proportional to its desirability.

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Mason Brown, Joe Oesterle. After diligently performing his marital duties at times of peak ovulation, Mason Brown and his wife conceived and he entered the nether world of the expectant father. Buried in books and gifts for his wife and baby to be, Brown soon recognised the shell shocked look of other men drifting through maternity shops, and he decided to write BREATHE. Full of useful tips on picking a doctor (no palm trees on diplomas); baby showers (how not to become a gibbering idiot, when forced to appear); and overcoming fears (go ahead, hold the baby, it's a chick magnet!), BREATHE also introduces. Do you think that newborn babies can eat Doritos?

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The Girlfriends’ Guide to Pregnancy is a great adjunct to the nitty-gritty (and dry) pregnancy books that are likely already .

The Girlfriends’ Guide to Pregnancy is a great adjunct to the nitty-gritty (and dry) pregnancy books that are likely already stacked high on your nightstand. It’s fun, lighthearted and direct, and it still has a good amount of must-know information sans the scare factor. So many you’ books are light and silly and poke fun at the soon-to-be bumbling papa. While those books can be great for a laugh, partners need more from a book than a giggle.

Finally, a book for guys that solves the riddles of pregnancy. Do you think that newborn babies can eat Doritos? That they can't scream very loudly since they just have tiny little baby lungs? That you will still be able to golf on weekends after your baby is born? If so, you need this book! Breathe takes guys misstep-by-misstep through the stages of pregnancy and the early days of childhood. Considered by many to be the unofficial pregnancy handbook of the NBA, Breathe is filled with useful tips such as these: Brown's First Law of Conception: The odds of conception are inversely proportional to its desirability. High school virgins experimenting behind bleachers are guaranteed to get pregnant; financially secure married men hoping for children are doomed to spend their weekends in fertility clinics masturbating into cups. Picking a doctor: Never use a gynecologist whose Medical School Diploma has palm trees on the side. Pre-Natal Music: Mozart, yes. Wagner, No! Common Concerns: If your baby is born with dark hair that covers its head, back, neck, temples and forehead, don't panic. This is perfectly normal. It just means your baby was born Italian. Child experts from all over the world agree -- if you're a first time father, drop your baby and pick up this book!

Comments: (7)

Zolorn
This is not a true guide for any man coping with pregnancy. However, it is a funny, sarcastic view of the entire experience! I can imagine guys sitting around drinking a couple of beers discussing their wives and pregnancy and it would sound like the comments in this book. From establishing paternity to making financial adjustments to picking out names, this book is filled with one laugh after another. I laughed till I cried reading this book as did my husband and several friends of ours! For those people who are realists about the trials and tribulations of pregnancy and children, this book is a great laugh. For people who are too serious and looking for serious advice, find another book. This is for those who can see the humor in reality and need to laugh at even the serious things in life to maintain their sanity.
Shakagul
This book holds absolutely no helpful information, and is at times offensive. This book is funny in places, but it reads like a Judd Apatow movie... a lot of toilet humor.
Nekora
This book is awful. I read it before he did and if he went by the directions in this book he wouldn't be alive to see this baby. I was hoping it would just tell alittle on how I was feeling and going though at different weeks. I would not waste any money on it!
Loni
The world is in bad shape if this book is helping expecting fathers. It's one lame joke after another. No help at all.
Steelrunner
We bought this book the first time we got pregnant back in 2004. Both I and my husband read it then and during each subsequent pregnancy (we had a couple more). We've also purchased it for our brothers as each of them were about to become fathers. Everyone thinks it's hilarious. There is absolutely NO useful information of any kind in this book. That is not what it's for. The purpose of the book is to use as an antidote to the heavy responsibility that having a baby brings. Pregnancy is a serious thing and this book definitely releases a lot of that pent up tension. It's REALLY funny. If you find The Onion funny then you'll probably like this.
Simple fellow
If after watching two episodes of the Man Show, you still watch it because they seem "fresh" every week, this is the preganancy book for you. I ordered it for my husband, thinking it would explain to him in "let's have a beer and I'll explain" terms exactly what was going on. Nope, just the same old stupid cliches about pregnangy that we both hear. No new information, just stupid locker room talk. I guess I was expecting a guy's companion to Vicki Iovine's "Girlfriend's Guide" to pregnancy, (which is funny AND informative AND useful) and instead got what you would get if Adam Corolla (you don't even get someone as witty as Jimmy Kimmel here, pretend you're locked in a locker room with the stupid dolt sidekick) talked about pregnancy. If you're into tired sexist jokes, though, this book is for you. I don't mind a clever sexist joke now and then, but these aren't even clever. Husband didn't even bother. It's not even so bad it's funny. Just mediocre and stupid.
Doriel
Who is this Mason Brown and why has the reading public been denied his genius until now? I got this book as a gift after my wife and I announced our pregancy, and I have been yucking it up ever since. Your wife probably has a copy of THE GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO PREGNANCY, well, this is the man's version, and without all the boring biology stuff -- it's like reading one of those National Lampoon magazines from back in the 70s - back when P.J. O'Rourke wasn't taking himself quite so seriously. Ha Ha Ho Ho is all I have to say.
But not funny enough to laugh out loud on every page. There actually ARE helpful hints, but you wouldn't know where they are unless you read a serious book first. Overall, I liked it and it was quite amusing in some places, but the sence of humor the author has is predictable and old-fashioned.....in other words most of his humor goes along the lines of "we're guys, we're stupid, and we mess up everything". The funniest thing in the book is the part about how the chances of pregnancy being inversely proportional to the desireability of pregnancy. If you are a knuckle-dragger, buy this book. If you are not, its still ok, but there's really no need.....you can get these kind of jokes at the water cooler.
Breathe: A Guy's Guide to Pregnancy download epub
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Author: Joe Oesterle,Mason Brown
ISBN: 0743219708
Category: Humor & Entertainment
Subcategory: Humor
Language: English
Publisher: Simon & Schuster; First Edition edition (February 11, 2002)
Pages: 192 pages